Saturday, February 16, 2008

Have You Seen This Angel?

There's something dangerous going on in Kansas City... it's called the Paseo.

But there's something weird going on in Westport. Stranger even than what was going on at the Circle K in San Dimas in the late '80s.

Graffiti is nothing new to cities. At least from what I can tell from the movies and that one video game by that one clothing designer. But we in Westport have some bizarre "tags" as the "kids" say going on. There's apparently a "hip" fellow by the name of Harold who is determined to inform all of us of that fact. Tom Cruise is apparently spreading his name around the city like he spreads his bullshit religion around idiots. And most ominously is the presence of some spotted-angelic creature in random areas, taunting us with false hope of salvation.

Everyone knows there's no salvation in Killa City. At least apart from the barbecue and rhyme-spittings of Tech N9ne.

I have posted here what will be the first of many firsthand reports of the scene. I encourage, you, my readers (all three of you), to send in your own encounters. And maybe, just maybe, we can get to the bottom of this and stop these gangmembers/pretentious KCAI students/black teenagers from 20-year-old hip-hop movies/gigantic whale/crab creatures.

Seen on the dumpster in the SunFresh parking lot near the Westport Coffee House.

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